Thursday, December 31, 2009

Let's Make A Snowman...

DOTOF™ To Eli Cates, source of many wondrous things...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A Sybarite's 12 Days of X-mas

On the first day of X-mas, my true love gave to me a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

On the second day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, two rib-eye steaks and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee....

On the third day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob iin front of the TeeVee....

On the fourth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

On the fifth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

On the sixth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

On the seventh day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

On the eighth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjobin front of the TeeVee...

On the ninth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

On the tenth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, ten ribbed condoms, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

On the eleventh day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, eleven porno vids, ten ribbed condoms, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in the front seat...

On the twelfth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, twelve hundred dollars, eleven porno vids, ten ribbed condoms, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...

Or this:

Monday, December 21, 2009

Lady Ga-ga Parody

A parody of a self-parody? I admit I don't "get" Lady Ga-ga, a sign of my advancing, irreversible curmedgeonhood, I guess.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

The New Mr. Deity: Punkin' Pat Robertson

Here's what the hilarious non-apology is about:

Go check out the comments at RichardDawkins.Net

Thursday, December 17, 2009

I'm broke. It's hard...Merry Xmas. Here's a fuukin' card....

Probably the most odious ad of the whole season, so far...

DOTOF™ to Bitch, Ph.D....

Another "doc" offers this recollection of "the good old days" when a carton of smokes was in just about every X-mas stocking:

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Domestic Narcissism: This Is REALLY Excessive

Fuckers could light a small village in Africa for a year with all the juice they've spilled on their own narcissistic project.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Co-Co-Co Caine, Santa!

"It's my wife's sleigh..." ROTFLMAO

DOTOF™ to FBuddy, Richard King, who has found and is assidulusly mining a very funny vein of holiday humor.

Monday, December 14, 2009

"A Bad Day Fishing is Better...Dag Nab IT!"

Funny Outtakes from Fishing Guy, Bill Dance

DOTOF™ to PreSurfer.

"Okay, fatman, assume the position!"

"It's my wife's sleigh..." ROFLMAO!

DOTOF™ to FBuddy, Richard King. who has found is assidulusly mining a very funny vein of holiday humor.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Ol' St, Nicho-Lore

  • Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers.
  • Based on previous surveys, 17 percent of you will embarrass yourselves in some way at your office Christmas party.
  • A Mongolian wild ass can run 8 mph faster than a reindeer.
  • It's Donder, not Donner.
  • Christmas pudding should be stirred from east to west.
  • 56 percent of Americans sing holiday carols to their pets.
  • 53 percent of Americans plan to "re-gift" this year.
  • 1 in 3 men will wait until Christmas Eve to finish their shopping.
  • 1 in 6 men would like to get rid of all the "gift-giving nonsense.
  • A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.
  • Christmas Eve in 2001, the Bethlehem Hotel had 208 of its 210 rooms free.
  • It's "God rest ye merry, gentlemen," not "God rest ye, merry gentlemen."
  • There are 1.76 billion candy canes produced every year.
  • Kris Kringel, a man in his 40s, lives in North Pole, Alaska, and delivers pizzas for a living. He drives a 1984 Ford Tempo.
  • Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period — that's 983 homes per second.
DOTOF™ to Richard King a FB "Friend."

I (don') wanna get physical

Watch the chicken bit that gets promo'd at the end, too.

Friday, December 4, 2009

The World Cup Draw Has Been Announced

The USer side is in Group C, with England, Slovenia, and Algeria. Slovenia eliminated a very strong Russian team, and the Algerians eliminated Egypt. England sides are legendary, and got in by defeating a really good Portugal side, which also advanced.

Here are all the Group draws:
Group A -- South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France

Group B -- Argentina, Nigeria, South Korea, Greece

Group C -- England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia

Group D -- Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia

Group E -- Holland, Japan, Cameroon, Denmark

Group F -- Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia

Group G -- Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Coast, Portugal

Group H -- Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland
It's a pretty formidable array of talented sides, and great traditions. History and tradition suggest Argentina, England, Germany, Holland, Italy, Brazil and Spain are pretty much locks for the next round. The other 9 spots should be hotly contested. Of all the traditional "powers," France, who played poorly throughout the qualifiers, and only won their spot by a cheat, seem the most vulnerable, even in a relatively weak group. Ghana is the strongest African side, and could advance, too. I doubt the home-side (South Africa) can get past the Group stages.

For the benefit of Ser followers, here's the Group C schedule:

Match 5, June 12 1930: England v USA (Rustenburg)

Match 6, June 13 1230: Algeria v Slovenia (Polokwane)

Match 22, June 18 1500: Slovenia v USA (Ellis Park, Johannesburg)

Match 23, June 18 1930: England v Algeria (Cape Town)

Match 37, June 23 1500: Slovenia v England (Port Elizabeth)

Match 38, June 23 1500: USA v Algeria (Pretoria)
The US have a good chance to advance, since two sides from each group go on to the round of 16. Those matches begin June 26:

Match 49, June 26 1500: Winner Group A v Runner-up Group B (Port Elizabeth)

Match 50, June 26 1930: Winner Group C v Runner-up Group D (Rustenburg)

Match 51, June 27 1500: Winner Group D v Runner-up Group C (Bloemfontein)

Match 52, June 27 1930: Winner Group B v Runner-up Group A (Soccer City, Johannesburg)

Match 53, June 28 1500: Winner Group E v Runner-up Group F (Durban)

Match 54, June 28 1930: Winner Group G v Runner-up Group H (Ellis Park, Johannesburg)

Match 55, June 29 1500: Winner Group F v Runner-up Group E (Pretoria)

Match 56, June 29 1930: Winner Group H v Runner-up Group G (Cape Town)
t is difficult to foresee the USer side beating England to win Group C, but they could be runner up. The USer team is ranked 14 in the world, and COULD advance to the Quarters, but it will take luck, skill, and more luck...

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

This IS Marilyn Monroe. What IS She SMoking?

It's hand-rolled, whatever the vegetable matter in the cylinder.

DOTOF™ BoingBoing...

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Sita Sings the Blues (Shorter: The Ramanaya)

Eli, who posted this on FB sez it's "Animated Hindu mythology with a Jazz Age soundtrack (Annette Hanshaw, to be specific)." It's purty kewl.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Most Unusual Beard in the World!

There's a competition! What can I say? Compared to this chap, my own hirsute accomplishments utterly pale?

Truly amazing! DOTOF™ Joanne Canata-Kelley of FB...

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Leonid Meteor Showers Begin Tonight

(Photo: Via Huffpost)

According to the sky-watchers, this year is gonna "great, with one of the biggest meteor shower events of our lifetime." A Linkee, provides the allegedly best locations from which to observe them, with promises for up-dates. I wrote the one for Albuquerque: Go east, out toward Edgewood, at the top of Sedillo Hill, where you look out onto the Estancia valley, and there's very little light; or north/south on old hiway 14, towards the Crest or Chililli. Another cool thing might be to drive up to the rest area at the top of La Bajada...

On Nov. 17, 2009, Earth will pass through the "1466 stream" again, but this time closer to the center. Based on the number of meteors observed in 2008, Vaubaillon can estimate the strength of the coming display: five hundred or more Leonids per hour. The times provided are optimal view hours for PST, but the Leonid Meteor shower may last up to two days so there may be other times for optimal viewing. That time begins at 11:00 pst.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

"Do You have "Restless Vagina Syndrome?": Best Pick-up Line Ever...

I cannot IMAGINE how I missed this, on In These Times late last month:
By promoting the idea that ‘normal’ women have explosive sex all the time, BigPharma helped launch ‘female sexual dysfunction’ (FSD).
It’s not your fault, ladies (and certainly not your partner’s), that you don’t orgasm every time you have intercourse, or that you lack the libido of a 17-year-old boy. You have a disease: female sexual dysfunction (FSD), and the pharmaceutical industry wants to help.

You are among the “43 percent of American women [who] experience some degree of impaired sexual function,” according to a Journal of the American Medical Association article. The FDA’s evolving definition of FSD includes decreased desire or arousal, sexual pain and orgasm difficulties—but only if the woman feels “personal distress” about it.

So, convincing women to feel distress is a key component of the drug company strategy to market a multi-billion-dollar pill that will cure billions of women of what may not ail them.

By promoting the belief that “normal” women have explosive sex all the time, BigPharma helped launch the disease. However, the FDA has yet to approve a treatment for women who fall short. Until then, they could try the Orgasmatron: a dial-a-delight spinal implant that rarely works—and risks infection and paralysis. Or, for $60/month, pop LexaFem pills—containing (how-could-it-not-work) “horny goat weed extract” in order to “feel like a real woman today.” Its website promises, “You won’t ever feel unhappy again with LexaFem in your arsenal.”

But the big swinging dicks of global FSD marketing (and off-label marketing) are Pfizer—whose stop-gap strategy is selling women Viagra based on the fact that it works for men, and Procter & Gamble (P&G), which, using the same logic, has put its money on testosterone.

Viagra’s failure in trial after trial to work on women has not stopped doctors from writing 1.4 million off-label prescriptions. FSD is “a classic example of starting with some preconceived, and non-evidence based diagnostic categorization for women’s sexual dysfunctions, based on the male model,” said John Bancroft, director of the Kinsey Institute, in an interview with BMJ (British Medical Journal).

No drug follows the male model more literally than testosterone. Despite FDA refusal to approve P&G’s testosterone patch Intrinsa, U.S. doctors wrote 2 million off-label testosterone prescriptions in 2007. Like Pfizer’s little blue pill, the Intrinsa patch doesn’t really work for women. No wonder: Researchers don’t even know what constitutes a “normal” female testosterone level, and women with low levels of the hormone are as likely as those with high levels to be happy with their sex lives. And as filmmaker Liz Canner shows in her excellent new documentary Orgasm, Inc., (, testosterone is usually teamed with estrogen, which increases risks for stroke, cancers and dementia.

The companies and clinics that narrow the range of sexual normality to porn industry standards suffer their own disease. Symptoms include: a compulsion to concoct illnesses and then develop drugs to treat them, and vice versa. Either way, the syndrome is typically accompanied by a rash of conflicts of interest.

A Pfizer survey in Malaysia found that Malay women are even more diseased than their American counterparts, with “69.6 percent experiencing some form of FSD,” according to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which also published an industry-supported supplement on FSD. Journal editor and urologist Irwin Goldstein denies a conflict of interest. “Science is science,” he says. “It comes down to the bottom line. What the data shows, the data shows.” Actually, no. Drug company-funded studies are more likely than independent studies to find the new drug superior to the old. Perhaps the bottom line Dr. Goldstein refers to is his income as a paid consultant for drug companies, including P&G and Pfizer.

Goldstein established an FSD clinic with Dr. Jennifer Berman, who now heads a Beverly Hills clinic and appears on Oprah. As one of the health professionals on a 1998 panel that received financial sponsorship from eight pharmaceutical companies, she helped define female sexual dysfunction. Some 22 drug companies, including Pfizer, had financial ties to 18 of the 19 authors of that panel’s report, the BMJ revealed.

“Maybe the best approach is not ineffective, over-hyped drugs with nasty side effects, but an end to disease mongering and a strong dose of comprehensive sex education,” says filmmaker Canner. Her film hits female erogenous zones that pharmaceutical fixes can’t find: your brain and your funny bone.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Truly Awful Vid of the Day: "Knights On/Of Fire"

Eli, who is known to be knowledgeable and whose discretion in such matters I trust, worried that the sub-titles might nor accurately translate the lyrics. I leave such matter to him, or to any suitably trained auditors/viewers... I merely repeat the aural/visual insult.

Truly awful, nest paw? And do not TELL me you didn't notice how incredibly tiny was the cod-piece--hardly room for a minnow, much less a full-grown cod...
DOTOF™, to Eli...

Gilda Radner --" Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals"

Simels regards this as one of the proofs of the existence of 'god."
"Just heard from the good folks at Warner Archive that the transplendent 1980 concert film Gilda Live -- starring the unutterably adorable Gilda Radner and directed by Mike Nichols -- is at long last making an appearance on DVD.

This is wonderful news on all sorts of levels, but one of them is it means that, finally, you can watch a high quality digitally remastered version of perhaps the greatest song and live musical performance of the 20th century."

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

For Teachers

DOTOF™ to Susan Barbour Gourd-Mills, on FB. I have a LOT Of friends and family who are or were teachers in the trenches...I admire them all.

Slam-poet Taylor Mali:

Slam Poetry explained here. It's a decidedly mixed bag...

Monday, October 26, 2009

R. Crumb Does "Genesis": Mr. Natural As "God?"

Right Up His Alley!

If you have never read Genesis from start to finish, you might not be aware that the stories are as full of sexual perversity and surreal plot points as any comic book. Genesis has lust, inebriation, nudity, polygamy, harlots, men pimping their wives, masturbation, penis cutting, sex with a 90-year-old woman who gives birth, sodomy, incest and a father who offers his virgin daughters up for strangers to rape.
With material like that, he doesn't need to be cynical.
That's a lot of great material for an artist like Crumb, and the genius of his Genesis is that he portrays it all - every word and every illustration is given equal weight. That's not how they taught it to us back in Sunday school.

Our Bible coloring books had only selected scenes: Noah and his animals, but never Noah lying passed out drunk and naked in his tent. And even when we outgrew the Sunday school cookies and punch and graduated to wafers and wine, we still never heard about Abraham selling his wife Sarah to Pharaoh in exchange for cattle, gold and slaves.
It was a kind of scam for the couple, and they did it more than once, targeting King Abimelech of Gerar next and getting cattle, sheep, slaves and land in return.

Crumb's compositions are cinematic and the rendering of detail is deliciously fine. One is amazed at how well the text adapts to the comic book form with its speech balloons and narrative boxes. The "sweet" Crumb comes through here with tenderly drawn and emotionally insightful expressions. And the faces! Where did he get them all? Each individual in the "begats" is unique. They are all raw, rich and human.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Billionaires For Wealth Care Disrupt AHIP Finale

Via HuffPost:

DOTOF™ Crooks & Liars:
The musical was written and performed by Billionaires for Wealthcare, according to the group, a "grassroots network of health insurance CEOs, HMO lobbyists, talk-show hosts, and others profiting off of our broken health care system." A group official writes to say: "We'll do whatever it takes to ensure another decade where your pain is our gain. After all, when it comes to health insurance, if we ain't broke, why fix it?"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Yeah! Blowing shit UP!

doesn't this look like more fun?

DOTOF™ to irrepressible Boing-Boing dot com

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Monday, October 5, 2009

Mr. Deity & the Skeptic

The most recent emanation from this sublimely funny, smart, right-on series is already up. It's on the Pond as of yesterday. But in case you missed the previous episode, two weeks ago, here it is:

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"Why We Wax" -- The Unvarnished Truth

Posted by blog-crush PENolan at Menopausal Stoners, along with an amusing account of the genesis and "making" of the event, along with her usual, astute, acerbic observations on the lebens-welt:

Sunday, September 20, 2009

BIll Hicks' Legendary "London" Set

It's close to 30 min, but you owe it to yourself...Trust me...

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Ever wonder why god did such a lousy job designing us?

DOTOF™ to Pharyngula:

Quoth the "creator":
This is my theory on how it all happened, and since you cant prove that it DIDN'T happen this way, it must be correct. (Just an idea that came to me on the bus one day.)

Just for fun, this one. Nothing too serious here. Although I'm looking forward to the creationists' defense of the wacky things inherent in our sexual biology. There are far too many to put into one video. Not to mention the reasoning behind Yahweh's attitude to things like foreskins and dead goats.

Part of the inspiration came in the form of a book by Rick Warren that I happened to have contact with, called "A Purpose Driven Life", in which he teaches that the entire life purpose for every single human is to worship Yahweh. That's apparently why we're here.
A being who makes something other than himself in order to be worshipped. That's not godly, it's pathetic! It is so small, so petty .... so essentially humanly fragile!! So I sent it up in this movie. Hey - he made the universe in order to house some beings who would worship him - it's not such a stretch to imagine that he might alter a few details of that design in order to get a little bit MORE worship, is it?

Monday, September 7, 2009

"I Hate Cops!" --- Wally Pleasant

DOTOF™ to blog-pal Liberality...Illustrative of my one recommendation for improving the civic life in communities: One day, randomly, at some time in everyone's life, they should be subjected to a full-on, all-profanity, tough-guy, "assume-the-position" bust by a good cop on a bad day or a bad cop any day. Experience just once the treatment meted out regularly, in their names, onto the despised, the "undeserving."

Monday, August 31, 2009

NSFW: Louis CK on Catholicism

NSFW = Not Safe For Work

Well the audio, anyway. If you're wearing a headset, rock on...
PZ Myers put this up at Pharyngula with the laudable goal of perhaps making Catho-fascist freakazoid Bill Donahue's fat, ugly, lying head explode. If anything could do it, it would be this.

He reminds us, too, that September 30 is International Blasphemers' Day, and asks "What will YOU do to outrage the 'nut-ball' Orthodoxy?"

Be imaginative. Strangle a bishop with the intestines of a priest, for example.

Friday, August 21, 2009

The Dildo Song

DOTO"D"™ Trish/Menopausal Stoner. This is guffaw-funny!

Will there now come "Dil-Dough," for a more resiliant loaf?
Stocks trading higher on the Dil-Dow Jones?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Barney Frank "Pwns" A Dining-room Table

Via TBogg (who credits Wonkette):

A Tribute to the First Amendment, indeed.

His contempt for this odious bint was/is palpable...and well-deserved!

(Larry King's having trouble with his upper plate, seemingly. When will he finally retire?)

The excerpt is tasty. Here's a longer clip:

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Make Yourself A Kenyan "Birth Certificate"

Via Wonkette, through Balloon Juice, the endless joys and diversions of the web beckon, you too can have your very own 'authentic' Kenyan birth certificate.

No reason "thePrez" should get ALL the good bits...

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

TDSWJS: When Your grASSley's Dragon

When in doubt, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (TDSWJS) provides:

I am not as avid a Daily Show watcher as in days of Busheviki, but he's still one of the most observant news analysts around.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Amazing News For The Ladies!

With this astonishing new physical regimen, you can exercise and sculpt the unsightly, hanging anti-muscle under your arms while manually pleasuring the ol' man's little soldier...(DOTOF™: Utah Savage

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Minute* Man

Pronounced "my-~nute"...

Minutemen Bikini Battalian from JC Christian on Vimeo.

Oppressing Patriots And Their Tiny "Little Soldiers"

Sure, Minuteman leader Jeff Schwilk may have a very tiny little soldier, but by gawd he looks like a magnificent warrior when he's attacking Mexicans, the Gays, and women while wearing the most manly bikinis (Fashion show begins at 1:30-you may not want to watch this at work).
I would dearly love to hear the actual colloquy between hard-schwingin' Schwilk and that samll, blonde reporter...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

Betty Bowers Wins Coveted Atheist Film Award

"Easier to get into than one of those Palin girls..." LMFAO!

With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling with the unsaved) to accept her award for "Most Humorous YouTube Video." The award winning video "Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else" can be seen here:
Or here...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

TDSWJS Does: Bernie Madoff's Sentence

Seeing that he'll probably spend it in some cumfy, cushy Club Fed, where he can work on both his bridge game and his golf game, I'm not too upset with the sentence...

Friday, June 26, 2009

VersusPlus -- "Where Credit Is Due!"

VersusPlus is/are some of the most creative filkers working these days

DOTOF™: Calculated Risk

And while we're at it: "Bearish"

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sunday, June 21, 2009

The Scariest Rhetoric EVER

Courtesy of Frank Luntz, who is undefeated, afaik.

I do not usually like Bill Maher, but his remark the other night that it was ridiculous to fear that Obama was a socialist when he's "not even a fucking LIBERAL" was priceless. Also, his AMA commercial is also Right-(thefuck)-on:

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Bill Maher -- Often A Dick -- Is Better Tonight

I mean, he used to schtupp mAnn Coulter. C'mon. Some folks find him amusing. Not, on average, me, but whatever...

DOTOF™: Susie/Suburban Guerilla. He does bring the lumber here. There ARE way more than enough "liberals" in this country to have our own party.

Which is likely why we'll never have one...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

"CraigsList" --- Wierd Al Yankovic

DOTOF™: Cleveland Bob
Original "Doors" drummer Ray Manzanares does the percussion here, too.

Monday, June 15, 2009

The Less Said The Better

Gunther apparently is no 'one-hit wonder.'

DOTOF™: HotChickswithDouchebags, a regular Guilty Pleasure...

Saturday, June 13, 2009

"You Killed God!"

DOTOF™: PZMYERS/Pharyngula, who worries that it might be too melodramatic. But it was a melodramatic age, nest paw?

Friday, June 12, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Vacation Bible Gun Camp

Preparing the next generation of Scott Roeders (it's not easy to kill with a single shot, no matter how close you can get).

Landover Baptist is BACK!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Fox, In A Word: "Voyeurism"

It is not an accident that the set furniture inclines women's knees up and forward. The Faux-tard viewers are simply captivated by the possibility of a surreptitious blonde panty-shot! It doesn't matter a whit what the guests are saying as long as there is a chance of an "up-skirt" look. This Is As Close TO "Strange" As Most Male Faux Gnus Viewers Are EVER Gonna Get! The pitiful mopes: all they're in it for is the "fatal attraction" moment...

A better illustration of the essentially voyeuristic nature of the entire Faux enterprise could not be constructed on purpose.

DOTOF™: Grandpa Eddie/Leftist Grandpa

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Betty Bowers is "Wicked" Funny!

"Sinfully," truth be told...I used to find her on the Landover Babpist site, but when I try to access it, all I get is a 403-error message. But Betty's site is still perking along nicely...

DOTOF™: Grandpa Eddie & TheMom. Btw: Landover Baptist is back up; whatever the problem was, it's fixed.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

How To Fix A "Honky"

THis has been around a coupla days. DOTOF™ to: Jim Yeager at skippy, the bush kangaroo, where i got it.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Obscenity of a "Different" Kind

At Sadly, No!, this was flagged "The greatest video I’ve ever seen", so beware..

Awesome, the concentration of pure, sheer, unadulterated STOOPIT!

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Many "Faces" of Cthulu

It's all PZ Myers' fault, him and his Chthulumas in May... (That's PZ in the first shot, below: Be very afraid!)

And this is his "pony"!

I like this next one because Bill Keane would shit:
Chthild of Chthulu?

This one appeared during the recent campaign with the legend "Why Settle For The LESSER of Two Evils?"

If Chthulu painted like Chthomas Chthincaid...

The true face of Chthapitalist ChthorpoRAtism

But remember: