On the first day of X-mas, my true love gave to me a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
On the second day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, two rib-eye steaks and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee....
On the third day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob iin front of the TeeVee....
On the fourth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
On the fifth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
On the sixth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
On the seventh day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
On the eighth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjobin front of the TeeVee...
On the ninth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
On the tenth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, ten ribbed condoms, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
On the eleventh day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, eleven porno vids, ten ribbed condoms, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in the front seat...
On the twelfth day of X-mas, my true love gave to me, twelve hundred dollars, eleven porno vids, ten ribbed condoms, nine holes of golf, eight tabs of acid, seven dvds, six bags of weed, five grams of coke, four viagra tabs, three Guinness drafts, two rib-eye steaks, and a blowjob in front of the TeeVee...
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