Monday, August 31, 2009

NSFW: Louis CK on Catholicism

NSFW = Not Safe For Work

Well the audio, anyway. If you're wearing a headset, rock on...
PZ Myers put this up at Pharyngula with the laudable goal of perhaps making Catho-fascist freakazoid Bill Donahue's fat, ugly, lying head explode. If anything could do it, it would be this.

He reminds us, too, that September 30 is International Blasphemers' Day, and asks "What will YOU do to outrage the 'nut-ball' Orthodoxy?"

Be imaginative. Strangle a bishop with the intestines of a priest, for example.

Friday, August 21, 2009

The Dildo Song

DOTO"D"™ Trish/Menopausal Stoner. This is guffaw-funny!

Will there now come "Dil-Dough," for a more resiliant loaf?
Stocks trading higher on the Dil-Dow Jones?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Barney Frank "Pwns" A Dining-room Table

Via TBogg (who credits Wonkette):

A Tribute to the First Amendment, indeed.

His contempt for this odious bint was/is palpable...and well-deserved!

(Larry King's having trouble with his upper plate, seemingly. When will he finally retire?)

The excerpt is tasty. Here's a longer clip:

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Make Yourself A Kenyan "Birth Certificate"

Via Wonkette, through Balloon Juice, the endless joys and diversions of the web beckon, you too can have your very own 'authentic' Kenyan birth certificate.

No reason "thePrez" should get ALL the good bits...

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

TDSWJS: When Your grASSley's Dragon

When in doubt, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (TDSWJS) provides:

I am not as avid a Daily Show watcher as in days of Busheviki, but he's still one of the most observant news analysts around.