Friday, July 31, 2009

Amazing News For The Ladies!

With this astonishing new physical regimen, you can exercise and sculpt the unsightly, hanging anti-muscle under your arms while manually pleasuring the ol' man's little soldier...(DOTOF™: Utah Savage

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Minute* Man

Pronounced "my-~nute"...

Minutemen Bikini Battalian from JC Christian on Vimeo.

Oppressing Patriots And Their Tiny "Little Soldiers"

Sure, Minuteman leader Jeff Schwilk may have a very tiny little soldier, but by gawd he looks like a magnificent warrior when he's attacking Mexicans, the Gays, and women while wearing the most manly bikinis (Fashion show begins at 1:30-you may not want to watch this at work).
I would dearly love to hear the actual colloquy between hard-schwingin' Schwilk and that samll, blonde reporter...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

Betty Bowers Wins Coveted Atheist Film Award

"Easier to get into than one of those Palin girls..." LMFAO!

With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling with the unsaved) to accept her award for "Most Humorous YouTube Video." The award winning video "Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else" can be seen here:
Or here...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

TDSWJS Does: Bernie Madoff's Sentence

Seeing that he'll probably spend it in some cumfy, cushy Club Fed, where he can work on both his bridge game and his golf game, I'm not too upset with the sentence...