Sunday, January 10, 2010

"The Biggest Dick In The World" Is Unemployed...

No, really:

At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

Yes, that's a fact.

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Watch:

It seems that nobody is taking the world's biggest penis seriously, anyway, doesn't it. The guy's chubby and outta-shape, but when that bad-boy gets an interest, I reckon he could get paid for the show...

I have always wondered what guys with that sort of huge package do with it when they're not screwing. Now we know...

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