"Who's This New Girl Sitting On My Dick?"

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

Troubling Signs

In Woody's not at all humble opinion, Ayn Rand's contributions to cinema, literature and philosophy are equivalent to the contributions of coprophagy to the art of cuisine.


Woody regards "Tweet" and "Twitter" to be the cries of our rhetorical canaries being extinguished in the IT coal-mine.


Remember when teachers, public employees, libraries, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crashed the stock market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, spilled oil in the Gulf of Mexico, gave themselves billions in bonuses, and paid no taxes?
Yeah, me neither."


Clarence Darrow, of a slightly earlier generation of Mandarins, said "a criminal is a predatory person without sufficient resources to start a business"...or words to that effect.


Shorter: Don't bother!

How To Argue With An Atheist!

1) Show 'em yer tits. There's intelligent design enough in them babies for a couple of us.
Then:

Fox News, Up-Skirt Edition

This:

Was sent me by a FBriend, in the context of a discussion of this Fux Nuuz vid:
,
In introduction to which I had wondered aloud:

HOW the fuck does that stupid, blonde slag in the pink dress and locked knees just sit there and listen to that shit, much less contribute?..

The ONLY reason for ANY of the Faux News Bimbettes is to offer the all the drooling trools the possibility of a flash of panty when they uncross and cross their long, skinny legs...

Next time you have to look, watch the angle of the seats of the cahirs in which these poor blonde idiots are forced to sit in and display their wares. These fluffs weren't hired for their IQs...

Some Random Blasphemies

More Timely Tim: The Insanely Talented Tim Minchin (VNSFW)

It gets a bit lurid!