



"God is a comedian
playing to an audience
that is too terrified to laugh."--Voltaire
Post-Hoc DOTOF™: Pharyngula/PZ Myers
[CRISIS SOLUTIONS IN THE (RUMANIAN) ELECTORAL CAMPAIGN...FROM DOCTRINES TO "PIGS WITH LIPSTICK"!]
Man, former bodybuilder turned Senator (M): You...the leaders of the (?)PDR...this is who you are...you should never again be in Parliament or anywhere.
Woman, the Senator's political rival (W): Mr. Marinescu stole our bidet and we're the thieves.
M You have a bidet-face like you wouldn't believe, Madame. You are such a petty person.
(W tips glass.)
Moderator: Please...
(M throws water in W's face.)
Moderator: Ohh...No, no, no...Please...we ask you nicely...
M: Excuse me...It happened; I apologize.
Moderator: This can't be...
M: I want to tell you that as much uncouthness as there is in politics, and as many people who [unintelligible] from the budget...
Anchor: I can't believe something like this happened.