Ever wonder why god did such a lousy job designing us?

DOTOF™ to Pharyngula:

Quoth the "creator":

This is my theory on how it all happened, and since you cant prove that it DIDN'T happen this way, it must be correct. (Just an idea that came to me on the bus one day.)

Just for fun, this one. Nothing too serious here. Although I'm looking forward to the creationists' defense of the wacky things inherent in our sexual biology. There are far too many to put into one video. Not to mention the reasoning behind Yahweh's attitude to things like foreskins and dead goats.

Part of the inspiration came in the form of a book by Rick Warren that I happened to have contact with, called "A Purpose Driven Life", in which he teaches that the entire life purpose for every single human is to worship Yahweh. That's apparently why we're here.
A being who makes something other than himself in order to be worshipped. That's not godly, it's pathetic! It is so small, so petty .... so essentially humanly fragile!! So I sent it up in this movie. Hey - he made the universe in order to house some beings who would worship him - it's not such a stretch to imagine that he might alter a few details of that design in order to get a little bit MORE worship, is it?

"I Hate Cops!" --- Wally Pleasant

DOTOF™ to blog-pal Liberality...Illustrative of my one recommendation for improving the civic life in communities: One day, randomly, at some time in everyone's life, they should be subjected to a full-on, all-profanity, tough-guy, "assume-the-position" bust by a good cop on a bad day or a bad cop any day. Experience just once the treatment meted out regularly, in their names, onto the despised, the "undeserving."

NSFW (Audio): "Cougar 101"

Cougar 101 with Hunter Parrish from Hunter Parrish

NSFW: Louis CK on Catholicism

NSFW = Not Safe For Work

Well the audio, anyway. If you're wearing a headset, rock on...
PZ Myers put this up at Pharyngula with the laudable goal of perhaps making Catho-fascist freakazoid Bill Donahue's fat, ugly, lying head explode. If anything could do it, it would be this.


He reminds us, too, that September 30 is International Blasphemers' Day, and asks "What will YOU do to outrage the 'nut-ball' Orthodoxy?"

Be imaginative. Strangle a bishop with the intestines of a priest, for example.

Big Foot? Death panels? It's ALL Real!

From Funny-Or-Die

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The Dildo Song

DOTO"D"™ Trish/Menopausal Stoner. This is guffaw-funny!

Will there now come "Dil-Dough," for a more resiliant loaf?
Stocks trading higher on the Dil-Dow Jones?

Barney Frank "Pwns" A Dining-room Table

Via TBogg (who credits Wonkette):

A Tribute to the First Amendment, indeed.

His contempt for this odious bint was/is palpable...and well-deserved!

(Larry King's having trouble with his upper plate, seemingly. When will he finally retire?)

The excerpt is tasty. Here's a longer clip:

TDSWJS Does Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck's Operation

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DOTOF™: Cleveland Dave/LoudMouthSoup, who apparently has unpacked the mystery of the disappearing TDSWJS embed codes...

TDSWJS: Death Panels

Healther Skelter - Obama Death Panel Debate

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Glenn Beck!!! Your Pundit When Hannity's Too Sublte?

Make Yourself A Kenyan "Birth Certificate"

Via Wonkette, through Balloon Juice, the endless joys and diversions of the web beckon, you too can have your very own 'authentic' Kenyan birth certificate.

No reason "thePrez" should get ALL the good bits...

TDSWJS: When Your grASSley's Dragon

When in doubt, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (TDSWJS) provides:

I am not as avid a Daily Show watcher as in days of Busheviki, but he's still one of the most observant news analysts around.

Amazing News For The Ladies!

With this astonishing new physical regimen, you can exercise and sculpt the unsightly, hanging anti-muscle under your arms while manually pleasuring the ol' man's little soldier...(DOTOF™: Utah Savage

TDSWJS: "Cottage For Sale..."

Home Crisis Investigation

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Sarah Palin's Resignation Song

DOTOF™: TheMom/Attentive Aphorist, who found it at mudflats.

Minute* Man

Pronounced "my-~nute"...

Minutemen Bikini Battalian from JC Christian on Vimeo.

Oppressing Patriots And Their Tiny "Little Soldiers"

Sure, Minuteman leader Jeff Schwilk may have a very tiny little soldier, but by gawd he looks like a magnificent warrior when he's attacking Mexicans, the Gays, and women while wearing the most manly bikinis (Fashion show begins at 1:30-you may not want to watch this at work).

I would dearly love to hear the actual colloquy between hard-schwingin' Schwilk and that samll, blonde reporter...

How To Eat Sushi

Lenny Dykstra: Financial Ugru

Jon Stewart is a fuukin genius. Jim Cramer is excrement.
'Nuff said...
Lenny Dykstra's Financial Career

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Betty Bowers Wins Coveted Atheist Film Award

"Easier to get into than one of those Palin girls..." LMFAO!

With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling with the unsaved) to accept her award for "Most Humorous YouTube Video." The award winning video "Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else" can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKK

Or here...

TDSWJS Does: Bernie Madoff's Sentence

Seeing that he'll probably spend it in some cumfy, cushy Club Fed, where he can work on both his bridge game and his golf game, I'm not too upset with the sentence...